-A small child met his new teacher for the first time.
"Are you good?" asked the teacher.
"I am the sort of boy my mummy tells me not to play with."
-Three people are standing under an umbrella and one person is not standing under the umbrella.
All four people are staying dry. Why?
Because it isn't raining!
-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
-Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Because they only had one pupil!
